STRAIGHT FROM HELL

After centuries clocking in at the Gates of hell, Caronte is retiring and finally moving to Santa Barbara to pursue his dream. Bake mean pizzas.

SHOP

Wear Caronte's way

THIS WEBSITE IS FOR THE LIVING MISFITS AROUND THE WORLD

TO BAKE THE MEANEST "PALA&PEPE" THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, CARONTE NEEDS YOU AND YOUR 401K FUNDS. GO AND SUPPORT CARONTE'S DREAM!

"SLICE OR DIE, MOTHERF@KKERS"

( WE ARE ACTUALLY VERY NICE IN PERSON, DON'T WORRY)